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• How many Arians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one, but it takes a lot of light bulbs. (*smash*)...
• How many rednecks -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One, it only takes one person to use a hammer....
• How many jugglers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, but it takes at least three light bulbs....
• How many Californians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs!...
• How many of Jed's followers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  FORNICATION! It's a sin to screw anywhere, even in light bulbs....
• How many utilitarians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  As many as are happy screwing in light bulbs....
• How many Rochester residents -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Fifty one - one to screw in the bulb, and fifty to comment about how much better the bulb is than light bulbs in Buffalo....
• How many recovering addicts -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One, as long as he admits he's powerless over light bulbs....
• How many blondes -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Blondes screw in back seats, not in light bulbs, silly....