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  None. The light bulb keeps blowing up....
• How many gnomes -- does it take to change a light light bulb?
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• How many Lutherans -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Thirteen, one to change the bulb, and a committee of twelve to talk about how they miss the old one....
• How many nihilists -- does it take to change a light bulb? There is nothing to change.
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• How many alchemists -- does it take to change a light bulb? Into what?
• How many company biotechnologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
• How many dull people -- does it take to change a light bulb? One.
• How many Newtons -- does it take to change a light bulb? Farm.