Miscellaneous Collections

How many gay men -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to change it and one to grow a droopy moustache....
How many gay rights activists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None: The bulb shouldn't have to change for society to accept it....
How many Geminis -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, but they never change it - they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done....
How many Geminis -- does it take to change a light bulb?
How many Geminis -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. Plus a portable phone, an Internet link and a copy of the 'Bluffer's Guide to Changing Light Bulbs....
How many (Generals/Politicians) -- does it take to change a light bulb?
1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again....
How many (Generals/Politicians) -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they can all see by the light at the end of the tunnel....
How many (generation) Xers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Germans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They assign the task to a gastarbeiter....
How many Germans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to give the order that the bulb be changed and one to screw it in....

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