How Many Gnomes -- Does It Take To Change A Light Light Bulb?

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-- How many
gnomes
-- does it take to change a light light bulb?
Ohwedon'tuselightbulbsanymoreaswemadevastimprovementsonthat
inventionlongagowhenmyGreatgrandfatherdiscovered...

How many gnomes -- does it take to change a light light bulb?
None. The light bulb keeps blowing up....
How many gnomes -- does it take to change a light light bulb? The answer's in committee.
How many nihilists -- does it take to change a light bulb? There is nothing to change.
How many gully dwarves -- does it take to change a light light bulb? What light bulb?
How many alchemists -- does it take to change a light bulb? Into what?
How many company biotechnologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
How many dull people -- does it take to change a light bulb? One.
How many fish -- does it take to change a light bulb? surrealist.
How many FORTRAN programs -- does it take to change a light bulb? 1.00000000001

How Many Gnomes -- Does It Take To Change A Light Light Bulb?

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