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• How many A&R men -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. "We're not changing any light bulbs at the moment....
• How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  This can not be computed. Changing light bulbs is a *hardware* problem......
• How many light bulbs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two, the new one and the old one. (hahahahah ???)...
• How many "Changing light bulbs"-joke writers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two hundred, and don't ask why because they haven't figured that out yet....
• How many Geminis -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two (of course) but it will take all week, and when they're done the light bulb will do your homework, speak French, and shine any color you want it to....
• How many Daleks -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Daleks don't change light bulbs, they level the building....
• How many Virgos -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Virgos don't have time to change their own light bulbs....
• How many Geminis -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two, but they never change it - they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done....
• How many gardeners -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to change it and two to have a debate about whether this is the right time of year to be putting in light bulbs or daffodil bulbs....