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• How many (Generals/Politicians) -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again....
• How many assholes -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, assholes never see the light anyway....
• How many gnomes -- does it take to change a light light bulb?
  None. The light bulb keeps blowing up....
• How many Marxists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, the seeds of revolution and change are within the light bulb itself....
• How many supply-siders -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself....
• How many divorcees -- does it take to change a light bulb ?
  None. The sockets all went with the house....
• How many Goths -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They prefer everything all black anyway....
• How many Perot supporters -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, they all just quit and go home!...
• How many women -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, they all get electrocuted trying to excite the socket....