Miscellaneous Collections

How many furfen -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to climb up the ladder and change the light bulb....
How many furries -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to climb up the ladder and change the light bulb....
How many games machine programmers -- does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
One, but he needs the seal of approval from Nintendo before he can put his light-bulb in their socket....
How many gardeners -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. The new light bulbs are just as easy to change as the older, heavier ones....
How many gardeners -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three....
How many gas fitters -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three: One to turn up the day before when you're out, one to change the switch, and one to bring along the wrong kind of bulb....
How many gay men -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Hey, don't let's talk about the light bulb, honey, let's talk about the shade !...
How many gay men -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they get screwed in the ass instead....
How many gay men -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes the entire emergency room staff to remove it!...
How many gay men -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three, one to screw in an Art Deco bulb and two to shriek "Fabulous!...

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