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• How many Geminis -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two (of course) but it will take all week, and when they're done the light bulb will do your homework, speak French, and shine any color you want it to....
• How many proofreaders -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Proofreaders aren't supposed to change light bulbs. They should just query them....
• How many Geminis -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. Plus a portable phone, an Internet link and a copy of the 'Bluffer's Guide to Changing Light Bulbs....
• How many philosophers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to change it and two to stand around arguing over whether or not the light bulb exists....
• How many lesbians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two, one to do it and one to make a video documentary about it....
• How many punk rockers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to do it and two to argue about who did it first....
• How many movie directors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last light bulb was much better....
• How many blacks -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three: One to boogie up the ladder, two to keep the beat....
• How many bluegrass musicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three, one to do it and two to argue about whether that was the way Bill Monroe would have done it....