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How many football managers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
How many FORTRAN programs -- does it take to change a light bulb? 1.00000000001
How many Frank Zappa's -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None, the light bulb is not dead, it just smells funny....
How many frat guys -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five: One to hold the bulb, and four to guzzle beer until the room spins....
How many frat guys -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Frat boys screw in puddles of vomit....
How many frat guys -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg....
How many freelance biotechnologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
One; he designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one and screw itself in....
How many French farmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. Farmer #1 goes away and gets a new light bulb....
How many French horn players -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but he'll spend two hours checking the bulb for alignment and leaks....
How many Freudians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to hold the ladder and one to change the penis. Oops! I mean, er, the light bulb....

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