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How many fine artists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten. One to change it, and nine to reassure him about how good it looks....
How many firemen -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Four - one to change the bulb and three to cut a hole in the roof....
How many first-time computer users -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many first year civil engineering students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That's a second year subject....
How many fish -- does it take to change a light bulb? surrealist.
How many flies -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two--but how did they get in there?...
How many flute players -- does it to take to change a light bulb?
How many folk-dancers -- does it take to change a light-bulb?
How many folklorists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten. One to change it and nine to document it....
How many folk singers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was....

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