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• Jazz is not dead, it just smells funny. -- Frank Zappa, "Bebop Tango
• How many Will Rogers' -- does it take to change a dead light bulb?
  None. He never met a dead light bulb he didn't like....
• How many IBM engineers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature....
• How many physiotherapists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They just give the dead bulb some exercises to do and hope it will be working a bit better the next time they see it....
• How many Borg -- does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just assimilate the bulb.
• How many Russian leaders -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, the old bulb is just suffering from a cold....
• How many system administrators -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, they just deny everyone access to the area served by the light bulb in question....
• How many Perot supporters -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, they all just quit and go home!...
• How many undertakers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They just paint them black and go on using them....