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• How many Purdue engineering students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, and he gets three credit-hours for it....
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  Just one, but he has to go through a whole box to find just the right one....
• How many psychologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one, but the light bulb has to really WANT to change....
• How many WASPs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to change the bulb and one to mix the drinks....
• How many Zen masters -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two: one to change the bulb and one not to change it....
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  Two. One to change the bulb and one to mix the drinks....
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  Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last light bulb was much better....
• How many bikers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch....