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  Only one, but he'll break ten bulbs before figuring out that they can't just be pushed in....
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  Only one, but it takes a lot of light bulbs. (*smash*)...
• How many Soviet emigres -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, and a lot of light bulbs....
• How many poltergeists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to unscrew the old bulb and drop it on the floor, one to put the new bulb in, and one to move a few more things about just for good measure....
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  Just one, but the light bulb has to really WANT to change....
• How many seventies disco dancers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to boogie up the ladder and one to say "Get daaowwwwn !...
• How many gardeners -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one. The new light bulbs are just as easy to change as the older, heavier ones....
• How many new-agers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to change it & one to check the new one for bad psychic auras....
• How many movie directors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last light bulb was much better....