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• How many engineering students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, but the rest of the class copies the report....
• How many Purdue engineering students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, and he gets three credit-hours for it....
• How many computer science students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They are far too busy hacking....
• How many Dartmouth students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, Hanover doesn't have electricity....
• How many medical students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They are too busy propping up the bar....
• How many pre-med students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, pre-meds don't screw, they study....
• How many Yale students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, New Haven looks better in the dark....
• How many academics -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. That's what research students are for....
• How many second violinists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, they don't get up that high....