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How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two - one to change the bulb and one to write about how it feels....
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to threaten that as a mother, she will be unable to provide her children light without federal assistance...
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to wait for a federal agency to send someone to screw it in....
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Unknown....
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Who cares as long as one of 'em sucks my cock....
How many field service engineers -- does it take to replace a dead light bulb?
Two. One to hold the bulb and one to pound it in (etc)...
How many field service engineers -- does it take to replace a dead light bulb?
Well, the diagnostics all check out fine, so it's a software problem....
How many field service engineers -- does it take to replace a dead light bulb?
Who can tell. FSE's are always in the dark....
How many fighter pilots -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one because the world revolves around him....
How many Filipinoes -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
We don't know. The new bulb keeps getting shot at the airport....

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