-- How many
fine artists
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten. One to change it, and nine to reassure him about how
good it looks.
fine artists
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten. One to change it, and nine to reassure him about how
good it looks.
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-- does it take to change a light bulb?
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lesbians
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
Sixty-nine... - How many
Yorkshiremen
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
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sax players
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
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chiropractors
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes nine visits... - How many
Brown students
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
Eleven, one to change the light bulb and ten to share... - How many
Californians
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Eleven. One to change it and ten to follow the trend... - How many
mothers in law
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
A hundred. One to change it and the other ninety nine... - How many
Lutherans
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
Thirteen, one to change the bulb, and a committee of...
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- If God had meant for us to be naked,
we would have been born that way... - SACERDOTALIST, n. One who holds the belief that a clergyman is a
priest.
Denial of this momentous doctrine is the hardest challenge... - The essential ideas of Algol 68 were that the whole language should be
precisely defined and that all the pieces should fit together smoothly.
The basic idea behind Pascal was that it didn't matter... - I don't know why people are frightened of the new ideas.
I am frightened of the old ones. -- John... - A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not
prove anything.
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche (1844...
