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How many <ethnics> -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
We don't know yet. No <ethnic> has ever tried to attempt this complex (by &l...
How many European ballet dancers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they like Danzig in the dark....
How many Europeans -- does it take to submit a light bulb joke?
Who needs a light bulb when you have two suns? Note...
How many Evangelists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
33. One to do it, 2 to bask in its glory, and 30 to take collections in the bulb's name....
How many evolutionists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes eight million years....
How many executives -- does it take to change a light bulb?
A roomful - they have to hold a meeting to discuss all the ramifications of the change....
How many existentialists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many experienced computer users -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Dammit, why do they have to keep changing it ? Every bloody week....
How many EXPLAINORs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because The KILLOR killed him!...
How many fatalists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Sod it, we're all gonna die anyway....

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