Miscellaneous Collections

How many Federal employees -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!...
How many female opera singers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. If they sing loudly enough they'll break it....
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
100. One to change it, and 99 to wring their hands and agonize about how oppressed the socket is....
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
11. 1 to change the light bulb and 10 to form a survivors of darkness support group!...
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
30,000 to start a letter writing campaign protesting Newt Gingrich cutting off funds for the Federal Light Bulb Changing Agency....
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
50,000 marching on Ottawa (or Washington) demanding the LB be changed!...
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Feminists don't screw at all. That's what sperm banks are for!...
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five, four to try like men and fail miserably, one to find a female electrician, settle for a man and picket as he works....
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"Hey man, screwing objectifies the LB...
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How old-fashioned....

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