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• How many <ethnic> gods -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet....
• How many <ethnics> -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder....
• How many strong <ethnics> -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  115. One to hold the bulb and 114 to rotate the house....
• How many Victorians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  <Ahem> We do not discuss this with ladies and children present....
• How many liberals -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One liberal and twenty eight delegates representing all the social, economic, and ethnic communities....
• How many American Imperialist Pigs -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three - one to put in the bulb, and two to search through the cartons of inferior American produced light bulbs for one that isn't defective....
• How many mathematicians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb....
• Q: How do you know when you're in the <ethnic> section of Vermont?
  A: The maple sap buckets are hanging on utility poles....
• Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: 1.99904274017, but that's close enough for non-technical people....