Miscellaneous Collections

How many elephants -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, but it has to be a pretty big light bulb!...
How many emergency room technicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but the bulb will have to spend 45 minutes in the waiting room....
How many engineering students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but the rest of the class copies the report....
How many Englishmen -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
What do you mean change it? It's a perfectly good bloody bulb!...
How many Ergonomicists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Five - four to decide which way the bulb OUGHT to turn, and......
How many Essex Girls -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they only screw in Cortina...
How many EST followers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A roomful. They take turns as the leader tells them what rotten and worthless bulb screwers they are....
How many Ethiopians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change it and two to squabble over who gets to eat the packaging....
How many <ethnic> gods -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet....
How many <ethnics> -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder....

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