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• How many aides -- does it take to change President Reagan's light bulb?
  None, they like to keep him in the dark....
• How many Marxists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, the seeds of revolution and change are within the light bulb itself....
• How many supply-siders -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself....
• How many gnomes -- does it take to change a light light bulb?
  None. The light bulb keeps blowing up....
• How many psychologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The bulb will change itself when it is ready....
• How many Conservative economists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, because, look! It's getting brighter! It's definitely getting brighter !!!...
• How many Borg -- does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just assimilate the bulb.
• How many Mensans -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The bulb isn't bright enough....
• How many Russian leaders -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, the old bulb is just suffering from a cold....