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  45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork....
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  It only takes one to change your bulb to his bulb....
• How many dull people -- does it take to change a light bulb? One.
• How many psychologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one, but the light bulb has to really WANT to change....
• How many Argentinians -- does it take to change a light bulb? 9000 and its their light bulb
• How many amoebas -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One. No, 2. No, 4. No, 8. No, 16. No, 32..........
• How many WASPs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to change the bulb and one to mix the drinks....
• How many Zen masters -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two: one to change the bulb and one not to change it....
• How many WASPs does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to change the bulb and one to mix the drinks....