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• How many carpenters -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Sod you! That's the electrician's job....
• How many atheists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Atheists never "see the light" anyway do they?...
• How many atheists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Atheists question whether it's really light anyway....
• How many bassists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  It doesn't matter. Nobody will notice anyway....
• How many pessimists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Why bother? It's just going to burn out anyway....
• How many Unix hacks -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  As many as you want; they're all virtual, anyway....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Feminists don't screw at all. That's what sperm banks are for!...
• How many Goths -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They prefer everything all black anyway....
• How many people about to move out of the city -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  They don't bother, the neighborhood's been turning black anyway....