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• How many blondes -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to hold the light bulb, two to spin the ladder....
• How many new men -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to change it and one to hold the baby....
• How many safety inspectors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Four. One to change it and three to hold the ladder....
• How many maths students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  20. One to change it and the rest to watch and discuss how exciting it is....
• How many tourists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions....
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  Seventy-six, one to change the light bulb, fifty to protest the light bulb's right to not change, and twenty-five to hold a counter-protest....