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  Two. One to do it and one to steady the chandelier....
• How many chickens -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. They're all far too busy crossing the road....
• How many Germans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two, one to give the order that the bulb be changed and one to screw it in....
• How many keyboardists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two: One to screw in the bulb, and one to patch it into the Korg....
• How many bureaucrats -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw it in and one to screw it up....
• How many Oregonians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to do the work and 1 to hold the umbrella....
• How many chickens -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Just one, and she'll screw it in as soon as she decides it isn't going to hatch....
• How many Mahayana Buddhists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Four - One to screw in the light bulb, one to not screw in the light bulb, one to not not screw in the light bulb, and one to not do any of those....
• How many Hindus -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw it in and one to do the puja. Note: PUJA is a religious ceremony....