-- How many
Chinese students
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Twelve: one to screw in the light bulb, one to sit in the
jail, and ten to demonstrate on the streets.
Chinese students
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
Twelve: one to screw in the light bulb, one to sit in the
jail, and ten to demonstrate on the streets.
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