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• How many senior citizens -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One, but she pays a telemarketer $2000 for the new bulb....
• How many chickens -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two-one to do it and one to cross the road....
• How many bureaucrats -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Just one. But she gets promoted three times before she finally finishes screwing it up....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two, one to change it and one to tell her she did a really good job....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One. But if she was a WHITE MALE (like Donald Trump), she would be able to replace the light bulb much easier....
• How many keyboardists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One to light a candle and say it's just as good as electric light....
• How many chickens -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. They're all far too busy crossing the road....
• How many bureaucrats -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw it in and one to screw it up....
• How many pessimists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Why bother? It's just going to burn out anyway....