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• How many Labour Party members -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They haven't got a policy on that....
• How many gnomes -- does it take to change a light light bulb?
  None. The light bulb keeps blowing up....
• How many Taoists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  You cannot change a light bulb. By its nature it will go out again....
• How many Marxists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, the seeds of revolution and change are within the light bulb itself....
• How many supply-siders -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself....
• How many psychologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The bulb will change itself when it is ready....
• How many Argentinians -- does it take to change a light bulb? 9000 and its their light bulb
• How many Borg -- does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just assimilate the bulb.
• How many Mensans -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The bulb isn't bright enough....