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  Eleven. One to change it and ten to follow the trend....
• How many Chinese students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Twelve: one to screw in the light bulb, one to sit in the jail, and ten to demonstrate on the streets....
• How many Cornell students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two, one to change the light bulb and one to crack under the pressure....
• How many Columbia students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Seventy-six, one to change the light bulb, fifty to protest the light bulb's right to not change, and twenty-five to hold a counter-protest....
• How many folklorists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Ten. One to change it and nine to document it....
• How many Princeton students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two, one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician....
• How many university students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to hold it and one to turn him around....
• How many actors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight....