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• How many bureaucrats -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Five - one to change the light bulb and the other four to fill out the Environmental Impact Statement....
• How many bureaucrats -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw it in and one to screw it up....
• How many pessimists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Why bother? It's just going to burn out anyway....
• How many baseball owners -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they like being in the dark ages....
• How many European ballet dancers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they like Danzig in the dark....
• How many keyboardists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None: "I've got a candle that looks just like it....
• How many vampires -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they *like* it in the dark....
• How many Kennedys -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, at least until we get some corroborating witnesses....
• How many New Yorkers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  50. 50? Yeah 50; its in the contract....