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• How many BATF agents -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Note: BATF is The US Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms, responsible for setting up that Waco (We Aint Coming Out !...
• How many Branch Davidians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they provide their own illumination. Nine, one to do it and the other eight to find a leg for him to stand on....
• How many Iranians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage....
• How many KGB agents -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two: One to screw it in and the other to check it for microphones....
• How many bureaucrats -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Five - one to change the light bulb and the other four to fill out the Environmental Impact Statement....
• How many xxxxxxx (fill in the blank: FBI agents, narcs, deans) -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Six. One to seize the light bulb and the others hold him very very still, because they KNOW the world turns....
• How many Serbs -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in....
• How many Mahayana Buddhists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Four - One to screw in the light bulb, one to not screw in the light bulb, one to not not screw in the light bulb, and one to not do any of those....
• How many referral agents -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago....