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• How many assholes -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, assholes never see the light anyway....
• God must love assholes -- She made so many of them.
• So many assholes, so few bullets Ford Fairlane
• Ship it.
• Tagline? Where? What is a tagline, anyways?
• How many Romulans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  151, one to screw the light-bulb in, and 150 to self-destruct the ship out of disgrace....
• How many software engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one, but she's not available. She's the only programmer we have who can get the software ready to ship to customers, and that's higher priority, you know....
• Q: "How many Romulans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: "Twelve; one to screw the light-bulb in, and eleven to self-destruct the ship out of disgrace....