How many atheists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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• How many atheists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Atheists never "see the light" anyway do they...
• How many atheists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Atheists question whether it's really light anyway...
• How many European ballet dancers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they like Danzig in the dark...
• How many male chauvinistic pigs -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, let the bitch cook in the dark...
• How many vampires -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they *like* it in the dark...
• How many baseball owners -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they like being in the dark ages...
• How many libertarians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, if he wants to sit in the dark, it's his business...
• How many real men -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Real men aren't afraid of the dark...
• How many thought police -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. There never was any light bulb...