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• How many atheists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Atheists question whether it's really light anyway....
• How many atheists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. They're never in the dark....
• How many assholes -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, assholes never see the light anyway....
• How many thought police -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. There never was any light bulb....
• How many pessimists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Why bother? It's just going to burn out anyway....
• How many male chauvinistic pigs -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. They have the girls do it....
• How many Beverly Hills residents -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they have a service come in and do that....
• How many boarding school students -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they have their parents do it for them....
• How many hookers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None - they get screwed - they don't usually do the screwing....