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• How many Indiana University "notes" users -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Have you ever wondered why it's so dark in Bloomington?...
• How many psychologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  How long have you been having this phantasy?...
• How many consultants -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  I'll have an estimate for you a week from Monday....
• How many Aquarians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Like, why don't you just get out of my face and stop asking me to do all your work for you?...
• How many hardware guys -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Well the diagnostics say it's fine buddy, so it's a software problem....
• How many schizophreniacs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Well, he thinks it's five but as we all now it's only him, so......
• How many mothers in law -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  A hundred. One to change it and the other ninety nine to say, "I told you so!...
• How many Goths -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They prefer everything all black anyway....