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• How many Iranians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage....
• How many blondes -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her....
• How many psychologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one, but the light bulb has to really WANT to change....
• How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  It only takes one to change your bulb to his bulb....
• How many Borg -- does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.
• How many dull people -- does it take to change a light bulb? One.
• How many WASPs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to change the bulb and one to mix the drinks....
• How many Zen masters -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two: one to change the bulb and one not to change it....