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  Two: one to change the bulb and one not to change it....
• How many sex therapists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two - one to screw it in and one to tell him he's screwing it in the wrong way....
• How many keyboardists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two: One to change the bulb and one to say "Yeah, that sounds just like it....
• How many Klingons -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two, one to screw in the bulb and another to shoot him and take the credit....
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  A: Two. One to screw it in and one to say that light started when the screwing began....
• How many economists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to assume the latter (a pun) and change the bulb....
• How many AOL users -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Eight. One screws in the light bulb, but seven more do too, due to a software bug....
• How many editors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two - one to change the bulb and one to issue a rejection slip to the old bulb....