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How many aides -- does it take to change President Reagan's light bulb?
None, they like to keep him in the dark....
How many AI game-playing people -- does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five. One to design a 2-player game tree with the robot as one player and the lightbulb as the other....
How many Alaskan men -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Oh, none ... they just have one of their girlfriends do it. [bitter laugh]...
How many Alaskan women -- does it take to change a light bulb?
"Hey Bob, this is Carol ... I think I have a light bulb out over here....
How many alchemists -- does it take to change a light bulb? Into what?
How many alien life forms -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Yeah, wouldn't the guys at SETI like to know that!...
How many alt.conspiracy readers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many alt.fan.pratchett readers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Four....
How many alt.folklore.urban readers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many alt.folklore.urban readers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Furrfu ! Note...

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