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• How many net.poets -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  swimming None, fish are through the of my consciousness, and edges I dark....
• How many Scorpios -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None - they'd rather sit in the dark....
• How many Yale students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, New Haven looks better in the dark....
• How many Arians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark....
• How many astronomers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, astronomers prefer the dark....
• How many hardware engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They always work in the dark!!!!...
• How many Klingons -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. Klingons aren't afraid of the dark....
• How many Soviet emigres -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. Soviet emigres are used to sitting in the dark....
• How many baseball owners -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they like being in the dark ages....