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• How many cover artists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Why is there...an eggbeater, I think?...sticking out of this light fixture?...
• How many Alaskan men -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Oh, none ... they just have one of their girlfriends do it. [bitter laugh]...
• How many actors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to change the light bulb and one to say "what's the big deal, I could have done that....
• How many people -- does it take to change an object-oriented light bulb?
  Change it? Aw shucks, I was going to reuse it....
• How many A&R men -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. "Well, I'm going to go out on a beam on this one, but I liked it better without the light bulb....
• How many Jewish mothers in law -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  (cue typical accent, shoulders hunched...) None! I don't mind sitting here in the dark vilst u goes out enjoying yourselves....
• How many college students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  I dunno, I forgot my calculator at home....
• How many philosophers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to change it and two to stand around arguing over whether or not the light bulb exists....
• How many Libras -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Well gee, I don't know really. I guess it depends on the bulb and where it burned out....