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• How many real women -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None: A real woman would have plenty of real men around to do it, and one of them can change the bulb while he's at it....
• How many roadies/sound men -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. "I don't do lights. That's the light crew's job....
• How many A&R men -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. "We're not changing any light bulbs at the moment....
• How many Harvard men -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They're too good (nose in the air) to do such menial work....
• How many Borg -- does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just assimilate the bulb.
• How many Russian leaders -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, the old bulb is just suffering from a cold....
• How many psychologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one, but the light bulb has to really WANT to change....
• How many Alaskan women -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  "Hey Bob, this is Carol ... I think I have a light bulb out over here....
• How many drummers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They have a machine that does that now....