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How many actors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the light bulb and one to say "what's the big deal, I could have done that....
How many actresses -- does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but you should have seen the line outside the producer's hotel room....
How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms?
-- Aristotle...
How many admin assistants -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. I can't do anything unless you complete a light bulb design change request form....
How many aerobics instructors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Five....
How many aerospace engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. It doesn't take a rocket scientist, you know....
How many African Americans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Four hundred to march on the power company and threaten to burn it down if they don't hire some African Americans to do it....
How many African Americans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drive the pink Cadillac in tight circles....
How many ages hence Shall this our lofty scene be acted over In states unborn and accents yet unknown!
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Julius Caesar -- Act iii, Sc. 1...
How many Aggies -- does it take to eat an armadillo?
Three, one to eat it, and two to watch for traffic....

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