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How many alt.folklore.urban readers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
It depends on the way the bulb is threaded....
How many alt.folklore.urban readers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many alt.folklore.urban readers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many alt.folklore.urban readers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, who'll do it for food....
How many alt.folklore.urban readers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two-fifty.
How many alto sax players -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to handle the bulb, and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it....
How many alt.pagan.* group readers -- does it take to change a light bulb None.
Torches are more traditional. 23....
How many American college football players -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but he gets 3 hours of credit for it....
How many American college football players -- does it take to change a light bulb?
The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!...
How many American footballers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two - one to screw it in and the other to recover the fumble....

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