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How lov'd, how honour'd once avails thee not, To whom related, or by whom bego
A heap of dust alone remains of thee: 'T is all thou art, and all the proud shall be!...
Howls of derisive laughter, Bruce!" -- The University of Wallamaloo Philosophy Dept.
Sketch, via Monty Pytho...
How many academics -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Five...
How many academics -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That's what research students are for....
How many accountants -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None-just assume it's changed....
How many accountants -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
What kind of answer did you have in mind?...
How many acrylics died to make that sweater?
How many actors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
A finite number F. One to change it and F-1 to act in a stereotypical manner according to the part they're playing....
How many actors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Nine. One to climb the ladder and replace the bulb, eight to stand around grumbling "That should be ME up there....
How many actors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight....

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