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  Four. One to change the bulb and three to share the experience....
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  Eleven, one to change the light bulb and ten to share the experience....
• How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  It only takes one to change your bulb to his bulb....
• How many actors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to change the light bulb and one to say "what's the big deal, I could have done that....
• How many Arians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one, but it takes a lot of light bulbs. (*smash*)...
• How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one, but it takes a really long time and the light bulb has to want to change....
• How many psychiatrists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one, but it takes a really long time and the light bulb has to want to change....
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  A: Only one, but it takes a long time, and the light bulb has to really want to change....
• How many dull people -- does it take to change a light bulb? One.