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• How many computer science students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They are far too busy hacking....
• How many Dartmouth students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, Hanover doesn't have electricity....
• How many first year civil engineering students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. That's a second year subject....
• How many medical students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They are too busy propping up the bar....
• How many Yale students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, New Haven looks better in the dark....
• How many pre-med students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, pre-meds don't screw, they study....
• How many Professors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None...what do you think their graduate students are for?...
• How many supply-siders -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself....
• How many Marxists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, the seeds of revolution and change are within the light bulb itself....