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How long does getting thin take?" Pooh asked anxiously. -- A. A. Milne
How long does it take a C programmer to screw in a light bulb?
24 hours - 3 minutes to put in the bulb, the rest of the time to compile all the libraries....
How long does it take a DEC repairman -- to change a light bulb?
It depends on how many burnt-out light bulbs he brought with him....
How long do you think it would take to cook Barney?
How long halt ye between two opinions? -- Old Testament -- 1 Kings xviii, 21
How long have you stopped beating your wife?
How long is a short story?
How long will a floating point operation float?
How long will it be before we all "just get in the way?
How long you live has nothing to do with how long you are going to be dead. -- Pryor's Observatio

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