How many accountants -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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• How many accountants -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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• How many Microsoft engineers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. They just define darkness as an industry standard...
• How many pessimists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Why bother? It's just going to burn out anyway...
• How many rocket scientist -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None they just tell Marcus to do it...
• How many keyboardists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None: "I've got a candle that looks just like it...
• How many Germans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two, one to give the order that the bulb be changed...
• How many economists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to assume the latter (a pun) and change the...
• How many economists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. If the government would just leave it alone,...
• How many supply-side economists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. If the government would just leave it alone...