Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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How can we be sure it's really Al Gore?
How can we have any new ideas or fresh outlooks when 90% of all the scientists who have ever lived have still not died?
-- A. L. Mackay...
How can we hope to remain economically competitive in a world in which.
How can you be two places at once when youre not anywhere at all? -- Firesign Theate
How can you control yourself, master your behavior, when you come from a country where people howl at funerals?
-- E.M. Ciora...
How can you keep working with this lo-tech stuff?
How can you respect a machine controlled by a mouse?
How can you tell a JAP at the funeral parlor? She's the one in the black tennis outfit.
How can you tell if a man is sexually excited? He's breathing.
How can you tell if an elephant is sitting on your back in a hurricane?
You can hear his ears flapping in the wind....

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