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How Can I Miss You if You Won't Go Away? -- Fortune's Fictitious Country Song Title of the Week
How can I prove I am not crazy to people who are?
How can I tell...that the past isn't a fiction designed to account for the discrepancy between my immediate physical sensations and my state of mind?
-- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to th...
How can I tell what I think until I see what I say?
And how can I say what I think unless someone asks me?...
How can I tell you I love you when you're sitting on my face?
How can people ignore the petitioners in front of the supermarket, then complain about the sorry state of our government?
How can the Enterprise crew spend the rest of their lives on Apollo's planet?
] Apollo: "Kill a deer!" -- "Who Mourns For Adonais?", Stardate 3468.1....
How can they cut the power? They're animals! -- Alie
How can they say my life isn't a success? Have I not for more than sixty years got enough to eat and escaped being eaten?
-- Cindy Adam...
How can they tell?

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